Making Do

If there's some do to be made, you can bet I'll make it. While there's nothing awesome about missing Kathryn and Ewan while they're away in San Antonio, there might just be something nearly awesome about this:

My Dinner

Spamwich: pan-seared Spam on toasted oatmeal bread, with olive oil-sauteed Roma tomatoes and sliced avocado. Oh, and mayonnaise, plenty of mayonnaise.

Top that off with only the finest glass of box wine, and my friends, you have a bacheloresque meal worthy of setting before the King of Texas himself.

And as luck would have it, I've still got two-thirds of my can of Spam left. Any suggestions?